"… my arm's getting tired …"

Oh I love it in Gotham at niiiiiiiiiight
where the stars are so sparkling and briiiiiiiiiiight
In the darkness I lurk
catching villains at work …

Have you seen Screw-On Head? It's lower budget, so it's kind of choppy but it absolutely works.

I want Mignola-style, like a cleaner version of The Amazing Screw-On Head.

Come on Phillips, don't stop there! Now say something fucked up about the Jews! Or call a black dude "boy" to his face!

Awful lot of colons and buttholes today.

GodDAMMIT!

I'm a little new at this so I hope I'm doing it right.

*stares at sentence*
*stares at sentence*
*stares at sentence*

Which they're willing to waive if she submits to a little kick inna bum.

You people are doing beer wrong.

Those Terriers guys would totally find her.

WE THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT AND WOULD START YELLING!

No pop culture. No time. Brother-in-law's wedding. Big rehearsal dinner/party last night … afternoon party with sunset ceremony tonight. In-laws staying over. I managed a few episodes of "Cops" after everybody went to bed.

OH THANK GOD!

I'd rather watch second-graders watch millennials taste-test cyanide.

Or Spider-ling … or the Crimefighting Spider …

I was in the pool!

Jackie Treehorn's beach bonfire in The Big Lebowski. That looked slick as shit. Also it had nekkid ladies.

I think a Venn diagram showing the people who are OUTRAGED by this and the people who think NASA has child slaves on the moon would look like a solid circle.