God that submarine smelled like feet.

Marginally related: if you're ever at a health fair, and they've got a booth with one of those fake babies with the head that lights up if you shake it enough to be fatal … don't grab it, shake it 'til it lights up, then ask "What do I win?" They hate that.

And animated. Preferably by someone Japanese.

"It's like a lava lamp … "

I'm shaking …

Thinking up the idea of superimposing yourself in a bikini over an RIP image of a beloved musician .. and then actually doing it (badly) and selling it for $100. I'm trying to even, but I just can't …

Odd how differently that image reads when you see the headlights as the eyes.

He looks like somebody shot off the top of his perm, like that dude in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

Site's back up and she's just announced that Zillow has dropped the lawsuit threat.
http://mcmansionhell.com/

Weird.

And I love how he's laying it out like he's Neil deGrasse Tyson, blowing our minds about a universal constant or some shit. Dude, it's the Greek root word for "sound". Calm down.

That sounds like the setup for a joke … if a Kingston was a type of person and negroni was a verb.

Ahhhh! Too many pun threads! It's like that Ministry concert I went to that had like a half-dozen pits scattered throughout the venue.

Is Corey Taylor the drummer?
*checks*
No. Shit, I had a good one.

I try not to keep a-breast of these celebrity feuds.

Cow patty would hold together pretty well.

Tough talk from a dude wearing a trilby.

Granted, their biscuits are far better than you'd expect.

It's a thing!

I'm MAD with excitement, I tell you! MAD!