Ah, Chistina Kirchner.  The hottest head of state since Yulia Tymoshenko lost power in the Ukraine.  I might say Kirchner is probably hotter.  Wow, I just came up with a new 3 way masturbation fantasy. 

Yes and yes.  Sean Penn should have also noted that Argentina has established an economic embargo against the Falklands by pressuring the entirety of Latin America in its quixotic quest to gain control of a group of islands over 1100 miles offshore, populated by people who have never in the slightest bit considered…

Wow, about half of these hit me.  Which isn't surprising, given the core AV Club staff is about in their 30's now like myself.

So basically you're saying, you've watched porn.

This episode was better because it had about half a dozen very good small bits.  But the larger plot sucked.

In spite of the ice picking and the skiing and the shooting and the gondolas and cooking outside in the freezing cold, that was arguably more ridiculous. Did that judge even have a line of dialogue other than "hello?"

I might add the joke doesn't really come full circle until later in the movie- after Stallone is displeased with his Taco Bell meal, he eventually chows down happily on a rat burger.  But I suppose some people think Seinfeld pulling a Snapple out of a fridge or George pointing to his Timberland boots counts as witty…

In no way is the eating experience at Taco Bell in Demolition Man portrayed as pleasant.  You've got a guy in the background singing a jingle about cheap frozen vegetables and the plate of food that's brought out is ridiculous.  The only thing that's really over-the-top when it comes to the parody is, once Stallone…

Coming from someone who thinks that "joke" on product placement in Return of the Killer Tomatoes (being really, really self-referential does not make a gag more funny) is better than Demolition Man simultaneously endorsing and making fun of Taco Bell, up must be down.

I believe this is Stallone's best movie.  And yes, I'd rather watch this movie than that overrated mediocrity that is Rockie or even First Blood, with all it's dated references to hating Vietnam War veterans.

I pray that in another 20 years, we have a better way of wiping our ass than paper. 

I hope the show is on for 9 years too.  Because I love reading the increasing bitterness in every review Todd has to give for this show.  In 9 years, Todd will likely be the bitterest, most cynical human being on the planet.  We loyal readers tried to help him when this show first came out but now his Sisyphean…

I pity any one else who has the unfortunate experience of being stuck in an office where one has to listen to one of these women talk about herself incessantly.  These are all truly shallow, nasty people.  Walk past Villa Blanca on a weekend and you could hardly find a larger collection of douchebags, creepy old men,…

Fucking terrible.  If you make a movie about Abe Lincoln hunting vampires and there's not one humorous moment in your trailer, you've failed miserably.

I recently discovered Cracked, the new internet version of Cracked that has nothing to do with the old magazine, and it is hilarious.  Roger Ebert likes it and I imagine most AV Club readers would enjoy it. 

They already do a lot of solo stuff.  Both Gervais and Merchant do stand-up, it's easy enough to find.  An Idiot Abroad is basically just Karl.

That would in fact be the greatest TV show ever made.

Dear Karl,
I'd much rather grab a beer with you at a pub than either Ricky Gervais or Stephen Merchant.  You're funnier than Stephen and you don't have an annoying laugh like Ricky.  Please do a 3rd season of An Idiot Abroad, it's probably my favorite show.

Based on the odd curve the AV Club grades this show on, a D must mean watching this made one's eyeballs shrivel.

Are you saying if I buy a girl dinner and drinks, with the hope I will get laid later, I am part of a "rape culture?"