You shouldn't, it sucked.  I'd let you "unlike" it if I could.

I hope the Crimson Avenger (that's what I call my girlfriend's period by the way) gave himself that "like."

He's clearly angling to be moon commander.  Everyone knows the rock aliens that inhabit the moon can only be defeated by karate chops.   

I've dated enough to know that there are plenty of girls out there who will put out after a nice dinner and some cocktails.  Sometimes it just requires cocktails.  Date rape is usually not required.

I didn't have a problem with that.  There is a large subset of the population that believes buying flowers on Valentine's Day is necessary.  And there's also a large subset of the population that thinks flowers+candles+nice dinner= requirement of sex.  And there's an even larger subset of the population that would be…

Jack Donaghy drinks Johnnie Walker Black and Ron Swanson drinks Lagavulin 16 year old.  Ron Swanson>Jack Donaghy by a large margin.

I believe you meant "fleshlight."

I agree.  I would have never learned about English peas.

Coal was great, Spike was just the wrong channel for it.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre has got to be included in there too.

The mock debate was awesome, Lily's dress was unbelievably stupid.  Sometimes Modern Family is a strange mash up of Community and Two Broke Girls.

She's waiting tables at the Pig n' Whistle in Hollywood.  You can get your picture taken with her and an autograph if you want if you are there.

A coal plant is only about a 100 times worse than a nuclear plant.  Though I might be exaggerating; if you add up all the deaths caused by burning coal vs. those caused by nuclear accidents in the last 60 years, I imagine coal is actually about 100,000 times worse.

It's not overused.  In LA, as an example, about 80% of the the bands you see out and about have wealthy parents backing them financially.  Sublime isn't normal- Foster the People is.  So we can quibble over whether an actual "trust fund" exists but it really doesn't matter because the criticism is a very large…

They moved to LA with their parents, changed their sound somewhat, and became Foster the People.

I think the judges have been pretty disappointed with this crop of chefs all season long.  And that certainly came out tonight.

The problem isn't the eradication of drug crops.

This has to be the only part of the AV Club I frequent specifically to read terrible reviews of a terrible show.  My favorites this week:

Bourdain had a cooking special where he shows you how easy it is to make beef bourguignon.  That's not his gripe at all.  His gripe is the shit they use to simplify and bastardize food that's totally unnecessary. 

Of course if you got a piece of fish at any restaurant in Malibu, it would also be exactly like that- overcooked, bland, and lots of random herbs thoughtlessly thrown in.