Maybe he realized his children are very stupid and don't need to go to college.  You might as well blow the money doing something fun.

Lagertha is awesome.  But I'd rather bone Aslaug.  I'd be into trannies if they looked like that.

We know Ragnar is a bad dad but only because he didn't offer his son some sloppy seconds with Aslaug.

I guess to each their own. I think the new chick, at least in terms of looks, is a serious upgrade.  Lagertha may be above average but Aslaug is gorgeous.  I wouldn't have been surprised if Bjorn was both disqusted his father was cheating while also beating off for the first time watching Aslaug get hammered.

Well if you are going to cheat on Lagertha while your son with her sleeps 10 feet away, you might as well swing for the fences.  I might also be tempted to cheat if given that kind of option.

On a night where I watch this, Mad Men, and Game of Thrones- that was probably the best single line I heard all night.

This episode worked because of the little moments like that.

This goes up before Vikings?  Get your priorities right, AV Club.

Telephone Diners were a 60's phenomenon where women went to fulfill a high school role playing fetish.  You should check out Thovald Jenkinson's great book "Negotiating Fantasy:  Gender and Race in Mid-Century Feminine Sub-Cultures."

First off, the Saxons weren't exactly known for their abilities with cavalry.  The nobles there were clearly not dressed for battle AND if they were going to fight, would probably have dismounted and fought on foot with their troops.  This is not set in the 11th or 12th century.

Hmmm.   When the urologist can only say "it might be safe," I think one should tend to err on the side of safety when it comes to one's penis.

Yeah, I feel so sorry for a guy whose married to one of the best up and coming chefs in America.  Who also happens to be hot.

Religion is just a type of belief.  I think people are idiots who believe in astrology.  Or believe that PBR is a good beer.  Or believe Twilight is a good book.  None of that has any rational basis, either.  So if people want to believe we are reincarnated moonmen, I can think of a lot of other equally irrational…

For anyone who might read this in the future-  This movie sucks and you are better served ignoring it.  Phipps' review is too kind.  But if you ever wondered what a horror movie directed by M. Night Shyamalan would look like or where studios find directors for cheap and boring horror movies, then watch this. 

Um, he of course is a "tourist" (he's from New York, actually).  That's the whole point of a "travel" show.

Um, he of course is a "tourist" (he's from New York, actually).  That's the whole point of a "travel" show.

I think it was stated the weapon was 500 miles away.

I think it was stated the weapon was 500 miles away.

They should do a cross over where Carl and Ben get tortured by aliens and then eaten by zombies.

They should do a cross over where Carl and Ben get tortured by aliens and then eaten by zombies.