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Last episode was clearly the worst.  Not surprisingly, Amelie Gillette was responsible for it. This one she thankfully sat out and it was actually watchable.

While I don't agree with you at all regarding the '51 version being better than the '82 version, it is one of the better horror movies of the era.  And from what I've read about it, that movie terrified audiences when it came out as UFO paranoia was just taking hold.

Gherkins gets a "flag" for poor use of sarcasm.

You know, I gave you credit and a "like" for using that Zardoz line in another article.  Re-using it makes me "flag" you here instead.

A well-deserved like for your excellent Zardoz reference.

The "very funny" was a direct quote from Gillette, not yo mama. 

This is a perfect example of hyperbole.  So this is clearly not something shitty like Two Broke Girls.  It has some laughs and if nothing else was on tv, it wouldn't kill you to watch it.  But how does a middling comedy now get described as "very funny?"  What does that make something like "Cheers," -outrageously,

Apparently Amelie has a boyfriend this year who wants her to wear a sexy outfit.  That's the only reason I can guess a company that's been been making the same generic "sexy" outfits for many years suddenly becomes "intolerable."

Well Coldplay can take solace in the fact that, according to Two Broke Girls, Coldplay is still #1 among hipsters everywhere.

You're right, there are worse and they are almost always Japanese.  I've seen a cum enema in a girl's ass, then she shits, then the guy eats it, then he pukes that up, then he eats the puke.

You know my dad chows down on bull penis too.  I made both of them a hearty bull penis ragu just last week.  It was delicious.

I thought 2 girls 1 cup was required viewing for everyone a few years ago.  Also, Kermit the Frog masturbating to it and showing it to Rowlf.

As a culture, we throw away far too much animal penis-meat.  Bravo to the man if just one more bull penis gets consumed instead of wasted in this country because of his show.

Mine too!  Though not because I always agree with them but they do have the most interesting things to say (take note, Tobias).

Cook is one of the only actresses I've seen in person who actually looks really good. 

I wasn't thinking that but that would be pretty awesome.  Like a much hotter version of Firefly.

Okay, then.  How about Felicia Day with Karen Gillan (Dr. Who).  I'll leave the rest to the imagination.

She's an average-looking girl (from 2 wealthy, well-connected families) who wouldn't stand out at all walking around the streets of any major city.  She's would be the perfect example of "Milwaukee" hot though.  Thin, good skin, nice hair.

There probably isn't a young actor in Hollywood, male or female, that wouldn't drive you crazy if you had to be around them for an entire week.  Presuming you are a normal adult.

There's no way this would have held up in the appeals process.  I suppose the makers of this parody thought the legal challenge wasn't worth the effort.  Though I'd like to know what terrible judge made gave Gaga's lawyers an injunction in the first place.