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That gets 9 likes?  "Religion is retarded?"  Okay, then let me try this.  George Bush sucks! 
Now give me more likes.

This is basically like late era Simpsons now.  Not bad but not great either. The cast works well together and the new power dynamic works.  I can see this show shuffling along another 5 seasons.

Seriously, what the fuck?  Whitney sucks and everyone trashes it.  Two Broke Girls equally sucks and the AV Club (at least Todd the drug addict) loves it.  I'd actually think the 5 minutes of Whitney I watched were slightly better than 2 Broke Girls.  But that's like C- vs. D.

That kind of turns me on.  Of course I imagine you as scantily clad eastern bloc swimmers from 1985 beating me with paddle boards.

Afghamistam, which version did you watch?  Apparently it wasn't the one so widely seen as homoerotic that South Park could do a parody of the movie based on this.

You'd be hard pressed to find an actor who starred in 4 worse movies than Reign of Fire, 300, The Ugly Truth, and PS I Love You.   If acting in these types of movies are what make his creative juices flow, then it makes me wonder what he must be doing in his downtime.  Staring at walls?  Excessive drooling?

Ugh, no, you are.  Get your cooties away from me.

She just isn't often used well.  They kind of already jumped the shark with her character by having her hook up with Chang and get pregnant (even if it wasn't Chang's baby).  Even her history as a drunk was a little hacky.  But she's kind of like the rock of the group and I think the show needs that when every other

After watching Two and a Half Men and Two Broke Girls, Modern Family looks like Rabelais.  But yeah, Modern Family is not nearly in the same league with any of the shows nosmell mentions.  Though I might add it's still hard to beat a good episode of 30 Rock or It's Always Sunny or Archer.

New Adventures in Hi-Fi is such an excellent record.  Go listen to in now, random reader, if you've never heard it.  It's really the anit-Kenneth.

As only the king of hyperbole could pontificate.  As counter-hyperbole, if that's the best new network show, then this is the worst year ever for new shows.

It's heavily implied at the end of the movie in the mall that both main characters "get the girl."

Since every team uses statistical analysis nowadays, and the richer teams can afford better statisticians, the A's are back where they started before moneyball.

It's a respectable comedy with terrible "below average-looking guy gets beautiful girl just by trying really hard and learning about himself"  syndrome.  Also known as Adam Sandler disease.

Well at least I'm glad Todd recognizes he is the king of hyperbole.  He must of finally come off whatever drug he was on when he declared Two Broke Girls the best new show and gave the premiere a B+.  I think that show will soon win "biggest decline in audience from the premiere to the second episode."

A show like 2 1/2 Men, or Two Broke Girls for that matter, have plenty of character moments.  John Cryer's role has as many "character moments" as anyone on Two Broke Girls.  The problem is, on both shows, all the characters suck.  You can have all the "character moments" like the "sassy waitress snaps fingers in

The first episodes of Cougar Town weren't that great but at least they were mediocre.  2 Broke Girls was terrible.  When the blonde sprayed whipped cream on her chest, I realized they were getting their writers from "Girls Gone Wild."

We could have a whole thread of things Lucas is likely to change in the next 20 years.  I'd put that near the top of the list. 

Todd is a pretty dependable TV writer but Jesus, does he have his head up his ass tonight.  I am by no means a 2 1/2 Men fan but D-?  After giving the horrible 2 Broke Girls a B+?  Is he smoking crack?  This was my favorite line of this review

I'm pretty sure John Stamos was insinuating some male on male action, not rape.  Still, not funny.  But the whole episode was a masterpiece compared to Two Broke Girls.  And I'd rather watch a whole hour of Mike Tyson's weird rambling than watch either of those two shows again.