You know how Sodium and Chlorine are both deadly poisons, but put together they make table salt? That is exactly what this was like.

You know how Sodium and Chlorine are both deadly poisons, but put together they make table salt? That is exactly what this was like.

SPOILIER ALERT: Rosebud is the name of her dog's anus.

SPOILIER ALERT: Rosebud is the name of her dog's anus.

I don't really have a reply, just felt like I should.

I don't really have a reply, just felt like I should.

The DOTUS.

The DOTUS.

Unless the machine was part of a "to cross this bridge you must give me one penis!" situation, in which case having a penis would still be good because it would push the story along.

Unless the machine was part of a "to cross this bridge you must give me one penis!" situation, in which case having a penis would still be good because it would push the story along.

Not with me.

Not with me.

And yet, when FOC came out in 2005, Dance of Dragons was almost entirely written, and it took 6 more years for that to be published.

And yet, when FOC came out in 2005, Dance of Dragons was almost entirely written, and it took 6 more years for that to be published.

I REALLY wanted Reed to reply, "are we still talking about dildoes?"

I think they did Wild Thornberries. It was a TV series called "The RIver."

And he drives a Ford.

COW FUCKING

I thought "twee" was just PC-talk for "gay."

In my mind's eye, outside the greenhouse there'd be nothing but boobies.