Death-by-snake and death-by-urethra are LITERALLY the yin and yang of Amazon deaths.

Is that where rainicorns come from?

I would read the fuck out of that book.

Me, too!

Ain't no party like my gramma's anal gangbang party.

No, that's what pro-lifers do when they get late-term abortions.

I thought it was a merkin.

Yes, keep telling yourself that it is just like that. 

That will be the end of the movie version of his show directed by Peter Greenaway.

Adjust sarcasm detector.

You only hinted at this so I can't be sure - did you get to see the show live?

They were actually just small cucumber sandwiches, so I thought of England.

Now I'll never be able to stick a sandwich up my ass without thinking about gay sandwich sex. THANKS A LOT FOR RUINING MY FRIDAY NIGHTS.

It's a bit limiting to accept what authors say about their work at face value - they are notorious liars. Also, the most interesting parts of art bubble up from unknown skweeky corners of the psyche.

I do not understand why these people don't rule the world yet. How do you even begin to walk like that?

It only exists in two dimensions.

Yes, this is definitely an "after" photo.

As young teenagers (which was just after Towering Inferno came out. Make of that what you will), my friend and I enjoyed spraying hair-spray on our arms and lighting it. My memory is that it would woosh-off quickly and painlessly. My memory not so good anymore, though.

I've had good luck with a hammer duck-taped to the end of a broom. Helps with cleaning up, too. 

They go all the way to China.