Hello? Anyone there? Are you guys OK?

Although, now that I think about it, maybe I've always had nice-guy friends because *I'm* the douchbag.

Maybe it's because I never had such a friend, but I hate the trope (conceit? thing?) of the nice guy who has a douchbag friend. Nice guys don't have douchbag friends, except on TV.

Beets. For the light saber.

This is one of those quizzes that, I dunno, just seems to GET me.

That would violate the Chekhov's Tentacles rule.

It's not just the lower price - it's the lack of ads in Image titles that is so refreshing. I have nearly stopped reading all marvel and DC books because their ads so wreck the flow of the story.

LOOK FOR TREASURE

You forgot to say something about "choices," and "protecting our freedoms."

Just after I finished watching this, my daughter opened a bag of tostitos and whined, "These are whole wheat!"

I once bought a tie-dye Calvin and Hobbes shirt at a Dead show, from the back of a hippie's van. I refuse to feel guilty about that.

The new Radio Lab short tells the exact same horse story as Zero #6. It was the weirdest coincidence listening to it this morning, after just having read Zero.

There's some kind of "Host Tig Notaro" competition? How come no one has told me about this?

I can't get rid of the memory of Jenna Moroney on 30 Rock smearing salami on her underwear and then putting them in envelopes. It…it… was on NETWORK TELEVISION.

IGNORE CRAIG J CLARK

My guess is that it will stop when one of us marries Jean-luc Lemur's toaster.

The Human Mobius Strip.

When stoned recently, I was even unable to finish watching an episode of Reno 911 because it seemed entirely too dark and real. HOW COULD PEOPLE TREAT EACH OTHER THAT WAY?

YES, IT'S TRUE!

YES, IT'S TRUE!