She is dressed in rhyme, people. HER CLOTHES RHYME!! DON'T YOU GET IT!?

I kid. Making $52,000 a year at nearly 50 years old (teaching for 20 years), and working 60-hour weeks (squeezed into odd corners of my week) - I make no apologies.

Missouri. Branch campus. Humanities. They all take their toll on income level. I feel sad about it during my 4-day weekends.

Megan Mullally's merkin.

A dram of dandruff?

I teach university. And my fat salary, before all my tiny contributions to my awesome benefits, is at least $52,000. I think. I haven't checked for a while.

As a 48-year-old full professor who barely works anymore but pulls in a fat salary, I can only say…
…suck it, whipper-snappers. Get off my lawn. .

Caution
Contains Bruce Willis.

Bonitis?

Brazil nuts are known by scientists as "the worst nuts ever to emerge from god's bunghole." True story.

This thread is why we need comments on Savage Love.

O O

THAT IS NOT HOW THE JOKE GOES.

When I saw him in the mid-80's in a small bar, the show was so full of joy - it really taught me what rocknroll was supposed to be.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Mazel TOrv.

That's just, your opinion, man.

It'll suck because the books are really poorly written. Not much can be done about that at this point.

Bitter tweet.

No, I think you're making it sound much better than it is.