And I had been hoping…
….that Pete Postlethwaite could be the Judge.

It's because they use tracking cookies, and you must look at a lot of porn when you aren't on the AVClub.

But where do Dildo and Frito come in?

How about "snyder"?

RIP HER NICE BEAVER

I'm actually too old to have watched the original
So this doesn't bother me much.

What happened to the movies based on Sergei Lukyanenko's books?
The last one I ready had a nice take on Merlin.

When people play country music….
….they look really bored.

But, but - SKMDC - you had a daughter with your mom? Or your mom's friend?

Exactly - wouldn't it save $205 million if we all just offer to go see Cloverfield again?

That's OK - the waiver she signed for me covered "All AVClubbers, past, present, and future."

There is SO much happening in my mind right now.

Rubbish rimming.

The Amazonian Walking Palm can pull out of the ground and chase you
If you walk very, very, slowly, and hold the sun up over your head.

I liked the off-kilter noir elements
That's why I think it would make a great double-header with Yiddish Policemen's Union. Genre noir fictions twisted in the same way.

Why would he smuggle a file in Nicolas Cage's ass? That will do him no good for years!

I kept expecting…
… Steve Brule to show up.

It's easy to make fun of Sarah Jessica Parker, but jesus fucking christ if she was the messiah I'd fuck her silly.

I like "I-olivia," as in "I-want-to-see-her-naked-Olivia."

Worst lastie ever.