I can't even figure out how one would play foottits.

I had no idea that was Minnie Driver. Lady has not aged well.

Kan I haz a cheezburger in dark box?

Radzinsky, I would watch the hell out of that show.

And then there's the one of Kate Winslet peeing on Calvin. That one makes me feel funny.

The viewer laughs, a bit wistfully and uncomfortably. Then lots of people die.

DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM ….. THE iPAD.

I am my own boss. Believe you me, there are a lot of boobs watched at work.

I was expecting an "Eating Raul" joke.

You don't need any sex? That's just weird.

No, it's: "Whom I gonna call?"

One could become fabulously rich with a basic-cable "Indigenous Titty Channel."

Magic mushroom omelet on the beach in Thailand…. DAMN YOU, TIME!! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE 25 AGAIN!!!

And don't crowd the pan.

Swamp Thing.

More boobs, TLAOTA, and you're on.

1) I would like to shake a stick at Sierra.

I believe it's spelled "ass burgers."

How can I get my own gay ass-stalker?

:: bitch slap ::