Remember: Lincoln was killed in FORD theater, and Ford was shot in a LINCOLN continental.

Joke involving regurgitation
which I haven't thought up yet.

Don't ignore the fact that Andy admitted to finding Jim hot.

"Jai Ho"?
When I saw the movie I thought they were singing "tally ho," which I took to be an interesting meta-colonial comment.

I think "I haven't seen it. For all I know, it's awesome." would look great on a movie ad.

That's a lot of MsILF.

::waits for lower bid::

::puts wallet back in pocket::

I have no opinion on this item
But please dear god MAKE THAT LARRY THE CABLE GUY AD GO AWAY!!

I've got man-tweets. The doctor says I need to exercise, so I guess I'm stuck with them.

My internet provider charges me a penny for every post I read.

A friend of mine ate at Arby's once, and afterward his vomit looked just like jello-mold.

Everything is better with monsters. Even sex.

Rented Grave a few years back for my little tykes, knowing nothing much about it other than it was from that "Totoro" studio. Left them to watch it while I did other things. Came back to sad, sad, children, and a mild sense of "what kind of father am I?"

Maybe instead they could just to a Lost Girls movie.

Wait - back up a few lines…what? I likes most of that stuff, but I think you slipped something in there I'm opposed to.

I just hope he got good money for the movie rights to "Lost Girls"
Because I'd got some casting suggestions.

I don't see why this has to be a choice.

Fuck Army of Darkness, kill ED-1, and marry ED-2.

Annually or Anally?
Aurally or orally?