Sick simpering tyrannosaurs.

He needs to dress in a lab coat and host a "will it digest?" program.

Cracking a raw egg over your rice for breakfast was a Japanese habit I could never get used to.

Video glasses in Japan just two years ago?
Well then, we 'mericans should have them in just a decade or so!

Hey, the sting means it's working! At least, that's what I tell people.

I'm imagining something similar to a carnival dunking machine. But a bit different.

Maybe next week someone will make her day.

Nice failed lasties there hatin.

Excellent.

Did we just start talking about "Lost"?

"Every day" can also be an adverbial phrase: "I'm a grammar jerk every day."

**hand in air, waving frantically**

"His wrists, engorged with webby spunk, finally erupted in joyous crime-fighting effluvia."

Stick with it - it's great. In snow crash, didn't the 'victims' just stare at a long string of binary code (lots of ones and zeroes)? That sort of bugged me. I can't imagine even expert programmers can stare at a long sequence of ones and zeros and "see" the program there - and be driven crazy by it (like nazis killed…

I thought he was hiding his wanker in that one orange, and was trying to trick someone into grabbing it.

Yeller, we all agreed this was going to be the "no flirting with Phel" thread.

Don't limit me
"buffer the woozy mix of confusion and frustration that comes with watching any episode of Lost with a comforting cushion of booze."

I believe you, but I got arrested at the Sears Photo Store before I had a chance to try it.

Is it really elitism to hate people whose faith is based on a desire to rule the universe?

Though this caveman fellow seems alright, I'm happy this thread has not devolved
into my least-favorite Onion schtick.