I was mostly adding to the penis jokes.

Gisele Lagace draws for Archie, it's only a matter of time until the series turns into a pansexual orgy.

It's not like they just keep going there for no reason. It's where Anakin and Luke are from. And Jabba comes in because of that: when you get a smuggler from the local hive of villainy to fly you around, of course he's gonna be connected with the local crime lord.

It's easy for libertarians to say they want to abolish the fecal reserve, but the fec is necessary to make sure that America has a flexible supply of feces. A free market excretory system won't be able to create enough feces to meet market demand, leading to bathroom panics.

This guy sounds like a dick.

It looks like the rules say you can join the WGA after winning, (depending on what the "applicable provisions of the WGA Minimum Basic Agreement" are) which I guess makes sense: the WGA would be understandably annoyed if contests were used to dodge union rules.

Depends on what kind of conspiracy they're talking about. For the really massive "all world power is controlled by reptilian aliens" conspiracies, it makes a certain amount of sense that the conspirators would just get cocky and start putting clues into things just to fuck with people.

In the Temptations of Christ, Jesus is taken to a very tall mountain (or possibly just a high place) and Satan shows him all the kingdoms of the world. Also, the book of Revelations coined the phrase "four corners of the Earth." No respectable form of Christianity interprets this literally (people knew the Earth was…

Idris Elba will be too busy playing The Doctor to be James Bond too.

Is Private Idaho related to Captain America?

A person can want many different things. Right now, he wants to make lots of money without putting in any effort. But he might decide to focus on other priorities later.

Tiny hats give me an erection too.

Microsoft and Apple outsource their manufacturing to the same exact company, as it happens. Apple just gets more attention for abuses because they're an easier target.

#underagedwhitepeopleproblems

She's under the age of majority but not the age of consent.

Or has he?

To be fair, they're nice boobs.

You know, the original inspiration for Strong Bad's voice was Jesus Quintana in The Big Lewbowski.

Very tenuously connected to that, here's Haruna Ikezawa's cover of Basket Case.

"It looks like our wacky adventures have finally really come to an end."
- Bart Simpson, in 2038.