Nerd? I wish! If I were a nerd there'd be no problem, no what I have is a social abnormality. One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.

It was one of Fox's very first shows, so they couldn't have been all that picky.

Jelly beans!

There are plenty of talented comedians who are obnoxious atheists in their private life, I'd say it's more specifically that being smug about your atheism while doing an act is the death of comedy.

Steve Buscemi seems happy.

Well, pooping everywhere isn't very nice of them.

You see, before Bob's Burgers came out people used to say "The Eugene Mirman are comedians" but now we say "Eugene Mirman is a comedian." It made us think of Eugene Mirman as one person which we hadn't done before, as a country.

Raphael is cool, but a rapist.

Not making enough money to cover their costs?

Actually, for some reason the AVN Awards and the Webby Awards are kept pretty separate.

Whiteface reminds people of the historical terror of the movie White Chicks.

That sounds ever so slightly rapey.

"The prophecy states that you are the most important, most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe."

Putin reinstated the Soviet national anthem (with changed lyrics) in 2000. (Unless you mean The Internationale, which is pretty cool too I suppose, but the Stalinist one has more oomph to it.)

For some reason, I can easily imagine her playing Marge Gunderson. Marge Gunderson still as a forty year old woman, since it's not like Jennifer Lawrence ever plays her own age.

He was about as successful a suicide victim as all the others.

Who can forget all the Generic Products created to promote Repo Man?

Smear-Gel: Well, I think they're cool.

Yeah, DisneyToons is more or less Disney's direct-to-video studio.

Game of Thrones is really due for a beach episode.