Ellen Page is lesbian, so something something fish pun.

I believe he's supposed to have very short blonde hair.

Close, it's a crossover between Get Smart and Die Hard.

Because his name really is "Angus T." and that's a silly and vaguely steaky name. Sean has been calling him that for a while.

No, in that context con is not short for convention. -con is Engrish for "complex" as in lolicon which is short for Lolita Complex.

Well, Cracked was a Mad Magazine ripoff before they relaunched as a website and started only posting lists. So that's only fair.

"He can grab onto them pointy rocks" is a brilliant exercise in telegraphing the next line.

BWWAAAAAAMP

Yeah, but by then the main cast will consist of two women and a talking dog.

Well, you have to look at the overall arc of Woody Allen's career. Find a woman who's making the equivalent of What's Up, Tiger Lilly? and decades later she'll be sleeping with her underaged adopted daughter.

Fuck retribution. Two wrongs don't a a right: raping someone in no way reverses the damages criminals engage in, it is simply cruel and unusual.

Larry King is technically still alive.

Hey, have you ever read the Constitution? The founding fathers just capitalized words for no reason sometimes.

I'm fortunate that my Nader-curious stage was when I was underage.

Yeah, the ideal for what I'm talking about is to write really interesting compelling characters that have traits other then their being cute girls in bikinis, and even in particular aspects of the female experience.

To paraphrase Geena Davis, whenever someone writes a script they should look at the characters and think if they could be rewritten as an attractive woman in a bikini. There's a lot of people who would like to see the stories of attractive women in bikinis, but they just don't get told because of a lack of imagination.

Christina Hendricks is also a natural blonde.

The job of constitutional monarch doesn't really require people to do much. Getting someone "private, lush, fun, and sexy" to do the job seems as sensible as any other system.

Yeah, but 1970s-era Disney wasn't exactly the most commercially successful era of Disney. Anastasia was going for a more marketable kind of Disney.

I guess, but titles (and for that matter, headlines) are prone to looking awkward even when they're totally grammatically kosher. Taking whole phrases in isolation and then using them as a name is just not how the English language usually works, so the fact that creative works try to get away with it can rub people…