Your linguistics degree is dubious, since the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition is a completely arbitrary rule invented in an attempt to latinize English, where such a construction is impossible.

The titular dame is neither a stripper nor or a prostitute. But she's not exactly a paragon of feminism.

Eating Doritos with salsa just seems wrong to me. Doritos aren't like regular tortilla chips, the orange powder renders them into something wholly different and attempting to add something involving actual vegetables seems like defying the natural order.

I have a low opinion of Bill Hicks. He just seems like an edgy teenager urgently telling sheeple to wake up, and without really being all that funny either. I suppose that material was probably fresher back when he was alive and Youtube comment sections didn't exist, and it's also probably true that people have…

The study of the projectile mechanics of gourds is a very serious topic of research.

House just builds up my fantasy that an easily treatable medical ailment will be discovered which is the source of all my problems in life.

I believe that's a reference to the Who Made Huckabee joke they did to fill time during the Writers' Strike. Basically, Conan was on The Jon Stewart Show when they were a bunch of young upstarts, and they consciously blew that out of proportion.

Waldenbooks was owned by Borders, so it died when Borders did.

P.J. O'Rourke is a regular on the show and he's a Republican.

It seems like the Academy doesn't take animation all that seriously.

But Liam Neeson is in The LEGO Movie.

There's a very plausible argument that beer is one of the building blocks of civilization.

These Two Pop Culture Websites Got In A Turf War, What Happened Next Will Shock And Amaze You.

I think Arrested Development could dig themselves out of that hole if they wanted to, since the thing about Anonymous is that any self-righteous idiot can call themselves that, so it's impossible to misrepresent them. All they have to do is simply reframe the scene to make clear that they're idiots. (Which is to say,…

Well, I think that qualifies as fat-shaming.

Apparently Amber Heard is some kind of libertarian, which is probably what would provoke a random Internet crank to name her.

Well, John K is known for this kind of subtlety.

Birdemic has explosions and one of the characters is a Victoria's Secret model.

The Birds is one of the better examples of the fact that Alfred Hitchcock often made movies with stupid premises and saved them by being a really good director. Birds attack a town for some reason. So it's good that Michael Bay is courteous enough to show us what a difference direction can make.

Do rape scenes count as sex scenes?