People might subscribe to HBO just to watch movies, although whether that makes sense depends on how your cable system packages things.

WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE LIVING ALONE, HUH?!

Yeah, decorating a tiny cake for no reason is just the sort of thing Krieger would do.

Dwayne Johnson is himself half-Canadian.

Meryl Streep looks like Sean Penn in that picture.

The Supreme Court has a statue of Muhammed in it honoring him as one of the lawgivers of history. Of course, there have been plenty of Muslims annoyed by that too.

It looks like A Talking Cat!?! was directed by a very prolific B-movie guy.

Eh, it's hard to tease out causality. Human beings have devoted a lot of attention to their appearance through the entire history of civilization, they just had far fewer options to do anything about it. The rise of advertising and the rise of plastic surgery happened around the same time, and it's not like people…

It would be interesting to see an alternate reality where Kevin Smith was a pretty lady.

It was originally yipee-ki-yay-motherfucker but they had to edit it down.

Kat Dennings was in a Sex and the City episode when she was 13.

Christmas with the Kranks?

I assume he's very busy, but even so, he's done guest appearances on things and it's not like it's hard to schedule a voice acting cameo.

I certainly wouldn't put it past Homer to be wildly inconsistent.

Repetitiveness is my job.

Pickles can be lots of things.

Clown college? You can't eat that.

Maybe if you had kissed them that would have given you the upper hand. I mean, it certainly would have surprised them.

Having the X-Tacles or Kill Face seems like it would be a bit too overpowering, since their presence kind of raises a whole lot of issues. But just having Xander Crews appear as a mere rich guy would be fun.

Krieger wouldn't personally sexually assault you, but he would do horrible things.