They should just make a sequel where Hans Gruber returns after recovering from being thrown off a skyscraper.

It fascinates me how much his delivery reminds me of American Psycho.

I'd probably still think Aubrey Plaza wanted to murder me, but I'd be more willing to hear her out until she pulled a knife on me.

As a huge introvert, I really don't understand the idea of striking up conversation with someone outside of an explicitly social environment. It seems like an inherent violation of their privacy. Of course the way the world works is that you pick up on social cues and shut up if it looks like you're annoying them, but…

Aasif Mandvi's first credited film role on IMDB is as "Terrorist" in No Retreat, No Surrender 3.

Tyler Perry's House of Game of Thrones

Yeah, and that guy was a young Dennis Hopper.

Ah yes, that was a mistake, I meant Wyoming. Montana is indeed relatively purple for a red state.

In terms of popular vote in presidential elections, Oklahoma is more Republican than Kansas, although the Mormon trinity of Idaho, [WYOMING], and Utah are the top three. (And that predates Obama for what it's worth.)

If you eat Aziz Ansari you gain his powers.

I don't particularly like trying to quantify people's hotness, but how I'd prefer to phrase it is to say that Ben Affleck is hotter than Jennifer Garner.

No, Emilio Estevez killed Osama Bin Laden.

I could easily see SNL making a The Californians movie anyway.

NILBOG=GOBLIN

Oh, because she has chlamydia. And because she's an idiot.

A Tamagotchi movie does exist. (A children's anime, of course.) For some strange reason it came out in 2007.

I saw the Big Butt Book at Barnes and Noble the other day. I wanted to look at it, but I mean, what would a person look like reading a book like that?

Technically he did some voice acting for a horrible looking Scottish CG cartoon.

Yeah, Mae Whitman has been reasonably successful as a voice actress. Not all her voice acting roles were Avatar, but the nature of the voice acting industry is that even the most respectable voice actors will take asinine roles in random kids shows.

I'm assuming I personally will be paying my student loan payments for a long long time, but yeah, the default term of Federally subsidized student loans is ten years, so it sure seems like some people should actually pay their loans back on a somewhat reasonable schedule.