The words seminar and semen both come from the Latin word for seed, actually. Seminars are just "seedy" in a more metaphorical sense.

It's like rape on your wedding day.

It's like rape on your wedding day.

The question was whether it was approved by the American Dental Association, not the FDA.

The question was whether it was approved by the American Dental Association, not the FDA.

Since when did Olivia Wilde have breasts?

Since when did Olivia Wilde have breasts?

Larry Davids Dickblood: Maybe in the direct to video sequels?

Larry Davids Dickblood: Maybe in the direct to video sequels?

Eh, it was suburban tract housing, so clearly he was history's greatest monster.

Eh, it was suburban tract housing, so clearly he was history's greatest monster.

A Paul Thomas Anderson remake of Manos is a surprisingly good idea.

A Paul Thomas Anderson remake of Manos is a surprisingly good idea.

This wouldn't have happened if we still had Wipeout in schools.

This wouldn't have happened if we still had Wipeout in schools.

I'd Mr. Poppers her Penguins?

I'd Mr. Poppers her Penguins?

But vagina just sounds so much cooler than vulva.

But vagina just sounds so much cooler than vulva.

All I know about Mel Torme is that he's the "velvet fog," I don't know what that means, but it sounds filthy.