Yes, Tim Heidecker is not as good a filmmaker as Martin Scorcese.

James Garfield died of the infection caused by his surgeons trying (unsuccessfully) to remove the bullet with their unwashed hands.

James Garfield died of the infection caused by his surgeons trying (unsuccessfully) to remove the bullet with their unwashed hands.

Yeah, I genuinely want to see this movie so I don't want to be "spoiled" but I kind of had to click since I'm not really sure what an actual spoiler would entail.

Yeah, I genuinely want to see this movie so I don't want to be "spoiled" but I kind of had to click since I'm not really sure what an actual spoiler would entail.

Because Edgar Rice Burroughs was kind of racist?

Because Edgar Rice Burroughs was kind of racist?

Well, they already made Encino Man.

Well, they already made Encino Man.

The fact that Motivational Speaker Matt Foley was written by Bob Odenkirk makes me realize that Bob could have quite reasonably done the role himself. Chris Farley brought his physicality and fatness to the role, but Bob would have certainly matched the energy.

The fact that Motivational Speaker Matt Foley was written by Bob Odenkirk makes me realize that Bob could have quite reasonably done the role himself. Chris Farley brought his physicality and fatness to the role, but Bob would have certainly matched the energy.

Boston's Red Line is totally cool because I live by it.

Boston's Red Line is totally cool because I live by it.

Yeah, megalomania is cool and all, but you kind of have to assume that George Romney's failed attempts at the presidency influenced Mitt in some meaningful ways.

Yeah, megalomania is cool and all, but you kind of have to assume that George Romney's failed attempts at the presidency influenced Mitt in some meaningful ways.

Say what you will about the prequels, but "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" is a good line.

Say what you will about the prequels, but "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" is a good line.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

In general I really don't care all that much about politicians' personal histories, but that little anecdote is certainly a rather weird act of cruelty. I'm sure lots of politicians of both parties bullied people somewhat when they were teenagers, but forcibly cutting someone's hair is in a class of its own.