In general I really don't care all that much about politicians' personal histories, but that little anecdote is certainly a rather weird act of cruelty. I'm sure lots of politicians of both parties bullied people somewhat when they were teenagers, but forcibly cutting someone's hair is in a class of its own.

Now I want to see Paul Thomas Anderson's version of Manos. He'd still do the driving scene, but it'd be a hell of a lot better.

Now I want to see Paul Thomas Anderson's version of Manos. He'd still do the driving scene, but it'd be a hell of a lot better.

Apparently White didn't voice him in any actual video games, but yes, Sonic will always be Urkel.

Apparently White didn't voice him in any actual video games, but yes, Sonic will always be Urkel.

Ironically, John Hodgman is actually the only real person left.

Ironically, John Hodgman is actually the only real person left.

Well he's still making movies.

Well he's still making movies.

Pretty sure Jesus said that salt of the earth thing first, not Pope Benedict XVI.

Pretty sure Jesus said that salt of the earth thing first, not Pope Benedict XVI.

I prefer consensual tentacle groping, myself. That's not a joke, there is both consensual and non-consensual tentacle sex hentai, and I find the consensual tentacle sex far more appealing.

I prefer consensual tentacle groping, myself. That's not a joke, there is both consensual and non-consensual tentacle sex hentai, and I find the consensual tentacle sex far more appealing.

Innovation: Instead of having a whole studio audience, they should do it talk show sidekick style and just have one guy sitting in a chair who they periodically cut to.

Innovation: Instead of having a whole studio audience, they should do it talk show sidekick style and just have one guy sitting in a chair who they periodically cut to.

Kanye West caused the levees to burst and then tried to push the blame onto George W. Bush's well documented lack of caring about black people.

Kanye West caused the levees to burst and then tried to push the blame onto George W. Bush's well documented lack of caring about black people.

What's My Line (and the various shows which ripped it off) is a really interesting view into a slice of history. The 1950s was long ago that famous people from back then have since ascended to being full-blown historical figures, and the producers of that show had the courtesy to occasionally pick relatively highbrow…

What's My Line (and the various shows which ripped it off) is a really interesting view into a slice of history. The 1950s was long ago that famous people from back then have since ascended to being full-blown historical figures, and the producers of that show had the courtesy to occasionally pick relatively highbrow…

Jon Stewart was in Big Daddy. I'm too lazy to actually tie that into a joke, but it does kind of bring this whole situation full circle.