Yeah, and it's also okay to habitually split infinitives.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

Butters needs his own spinoff.

Butters needs his own spinoff.

Obama won the 2008 7-Eleven promotion in almost every state where they ran the promotion too. It seems plausible that people who buy coffee at 7-Eleven might be disproportionately Democratic. Or maybe Democrats are going out of their way to go to 7-Eleven, or maybe people just prefer the blue cups without realizing…

Obama won the 2008 7-Eleven promotion in almost every state where they ran the promotion too. It seems plausible that people who buy coffee at 7-Eleven might be disproportionately Democratic. Or maybe Democrats are going out of their way to go to 7-Eleven, or maybe people just prefer the blue cups without realizing…

For a period in 2007 I kind of optimistically hoped Barack Obama was a secret atheist.

For a period in 2007 I kind of optimistically hoped Barack Obama was a secret atheist.

I guess the implication would be that his other forms may be too ungodly to dare glance upon.

I guess the implication would be that his other forms may be too ungodly to dare glance upon.

Well, Oswalt looks a lot like a hefty lesbian in general.

Well, Oswalt looks a lot like a hefty lesbian in general.

Successful anti-firsties, since you said "wouldn't be the first."

Successful anti-firsties, since you said "wouldn't be the first."

Yeah, Roman Polanski's life is just all over the place.

Yeah, Roman Polanski's life is just all over the place.

We have always had a culture where people are expected to work for free. Some very fundamental aspects of society have always been unpaid services. People create art, they keep care of their house, they write posts on the Internet. A world where everyone was expected to be paid for everything they did would not be…

We have always had a culture where people are expected to work for free. Some very fundamental aspects of society have always been unpaid services. People create art, they keep care of their house, they write posts on the Internet. A world where everyone was expected to be paid for everything they did would not be…

Well, it depends on what you mean by monkey. The common ancestor of humans and our little Capuchin buddy up there would probably be classified as a simian in retrospect, but it would be a very different kind of monkey from any of the particular species we see living today.