Well, it depends on what you mean by monkey. The common ancestor of humans and our little Capuchin buddy up there would probably be classified as a simian in retrospect, but it would be a very different kind of monkey from any of the particular species we see living today.

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

That's the worst name I've ever heard.

I suppose the convenient thing about being named Meryn is that you don't have to change your name when you transition because who the fuck knows what gender that name's supposed to be.

I suppose the convenient thing about being named Meryn is that you don't have to change your name when you transition because who the fuck knows what gender that name's supposed to be.

John K comes off as an asshole in a lot of places.

John K comes off as an asshole in a lot of places.

SNL is old enough to be the father of those damned whippersnappers who have been pointing out that they were born in 1992, so that's something.

SNL is old enough to be the father of those damned whippersnappers who have been pointing out that they were born in 1992, so that's something.

When it comes to race people say, "I don't care if they're white, black, purple or green." Aw hold on now, purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere.

When it comes to race people say, "I don't care if they're white, black, purple or green." Aw hold on now, purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere.

It's not like they're wearing hoodies or anything. That would just be dangerous.

It's not like they're wearing hoodies or anything. That would just be dangerous.

Technically, the word exploitation just means to utilize something, it's just that it has a very negative connotation because those damned commies gave it a secondary meaning.

Technically, the word exploitation just means to utilize something, it's just that it has a very negative connotation because those damned commies gave it a secondary meaning.

Technically, the description in the linked article is vague enough that it doesn't really say that the iPhone is part of the main cast. An iPhone would fit nicely into the role of one of the smug new technologies in the Cutting Edge scene for precisely that reason.

Technically, the description in the linked article is vague enough that it doesn't really say that the iPhone is part of the main cast. An iPhone would fit nicely into the role of one of the smug new technologies in the Cutting Edge scene for precisely that reason.

No, 4chan is for porn.

No, 4chan is for porn.

The mere fact that you call making love "Pap Pap" tells me that you're not ready.