But ironically, Donald Glover's boner isn't weird at all.

But Clockwork Orange was unintentionally ridiculous, right?

But Clockwork Orange was unintentionally ridiculous, right?

Smartglass seems like a decent enough idea, in so far as they're ripping off the Wii U and the Wii U sounds like a decent idea.

Smartglass seems like a decent enough idea, in so far as they're ripping off the Wii U and the Wii U sounds like a decent idea.

But really, isn't everything about Courtney Love's vagina? Deep down?

But really, isn't everything about Courtney Love's vagina? Deep down?

I'm still pissed at Gilligan for ruining everyone's plans to get off the island.

I'm still pissed at Gilligan for ruining everyone's plans to get off the island.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Yeah, probably. But then… what's statutory quirkiness?

Yeah, probably. But then… what's statutory quirkiness?

Walt Kelly is the guy who did Pogo. Onion's political cartoons are by just "Kelly."

Walt Kelly is the guy who did Pogo. Onion's political cartoons are by just "Kelly."

Hader haters had hated hat havers.

Hader haters had hated hat havers.

I'd go further and say it's not just government people. Most people don't really pay attention to the lyrics of songs aside from the loudest parts of the chorus. I don't actually have much evidence for that claim, but I kinda include myself in that statement, so I'm not just being dismissive. Songs are about the…

I'd go further and say it's not just government people. Most people don't really pay attention to the lyrics of songs aside from the loudest parts of the chorus. I don't actually have much evidence for that claim, but I kinda include myself in that statement, so I'm not just being dismissive. Songs are about the…

Well you certainly aren't going to get any of those from Natalie Portman.