Well you certainly aren't going to get any of those from Natalie Portman.

Facebook comments are the most evil invention ever created by man.

Facebook comments are the most evil invention ever created by man.

There's gotta be some way we can trick him into defiling his purity.

There's gotta be some way we can trick him into defiling his purity.

Tyler Perry's House of Payne had a sort of quasi-pilot "test run" which consisted of ten episodes, so that probably wouldn't count.

Tyler Perry's House of Payne had a sort of quasi-pilot "test run" which consisted of ten episodes, so that probably wouldn't count.

Also, ZOOKEEPER was made at the Franklin Park Zoo. Kevin James seems to be exploiting the hell out of Massachusetts's filmmaking subsidies.

Also, ZOOKEEPER was made at the Franklin Park Zoo. Kevin James seems to be exploiting the hell out of Massachusetts's filmmaking subsidies.

Just remember, if it wasn't for Achy Breaky Heart, we wouldn't have Miley Cyrus.

Just remember, if it wasn't for Achy Breaky Heart, we wouldn't have Miley Cyrus.

Yeah, apparently the first cut of Star Wars was kind of shitty until Marcia Lucas did her edit of it.

Yeah, apparently the first cut of Star Wars was kind of shitty until Marcia Lucas did her edit of it.

Well then damn it, when are they going to make a Great Lakes Avengers movie?

Well then damn it, when are they going to make a Great Lakes Avengers movie?

I didn't really mind her performance in X-Men First Class. Of course, if Emma Frost wasn't supposed to be a bland non-entity with nice tits, then I guess it was a mistake when you look at the big picture.

I didn't really mind her performance in X-Men First Class. Of course, if Emma Frost wasn't supposed to be a bland non-entity with nice tits, then I guess it was a mistake when you look at the big picture.

As mentioned above, that was only in the movie. In the book it was just a mix of SOYbeans and LENTils.

As mentioned above, that was only in the movie. In the book it was just a mix of SOYbeans and LENTils.

Presumably if she appears in the new episodes she'll be a sexpot.