Sorry yeah Ricky Gervais could never pull off this type of character.

Only person where I could imagine it working
Colbert

Also,
The American Predator
Letters to the Predator
Who Shot Predator Kennedy?

All the Predator's Men

A suggestion
The Last Samurai by Helen DeWitt. Unfortunately titled (it came out before the Tom Cruise movie), but brilliant. This book needs more exposure.

Why shouldn't words on the internet change anyone's mind? If the words contain persuasive and reasonable argument, and one is open-minded? One of the most frustrating aspects of arguing with believers is their common assertion that they "know" they are right. If there is one thing I can be reasonably certain of, is…

For those of you unversed in ZMF mythology, ZMF's dick actually doesn't rest against his leg, his leg rests against his dick.

Hey anon, you know who else shares a common ancestor? You and the wadded up towel underneath my bed.

Lanra will you just admit already that there isn't a God?

So since I reject Judeo-Christian dogma I can't believe that people are inherently equal? Well why don't you tell that to my brain, son? Just because I evolved from an ape doesn't mean I have to act like one.

Xenu motherfucker you better have not just called me a fucking clam.

Yeah, the ridiculous points of a religion are exactly what make it bad and the people who believe in it wrong. The non-ridiculous stuff you can get just as easily from secular humanism and the golden rule.

What the audio bit doesn't show is Sean held up a sign saying "Talk shit about your show or I kill this puppy."

M. Night Shymalan should release a new director's cut of The 6th Sense and have Haley Joel Osment die in 9/11.

All right everybody, just put down your hotpockets and back away from your keyboards. Clearly we're dealing with the smartest person on the internet.

Do it.

Condescending or not, "License to Kill" is a helluva better title.

Yay for the Aubrey/Maturin books.
This series is one of my favorite things about life.

As far as nicknames go I like "Scott Tobitchass." So what's up ZMF are you a cat person? Do you have some thousand dollar persian that you hand-feed foie gras and call Mr. Chiklis?

How is it that they spend so much time looking for this guy when he's literally always in the building next door?