Every OB-GYN wants to be a gynomancer, but you have to get to like level 40 and the vitality bonuses aren't even worth it.

This debate needs more Louis CK.

Stacy…Stacy…have my retarded baby.

My personal beauty secret
Fill a bathtub with water, sea salt, and your favorite herbs and spices. Brine for 24 hours.

Hey did you guys hear the latest German joke?

Vincent D'Onofrio: The best Thor ever
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Just so that my opinion is totally clear: this book sucks
I mentioned this yesterday on the chat thing but I never really fleshed it out. The only unifying character trait that seemed to ensure the survival of Ricky, Don, and Peter was that they were totally unremarkable. Like Ricky is a weirdly complacent cuckold…

I dunno Ed you wanna talk about this boringass book be my guest.

Hey man I'm just trying to hate on a book you don't have to get all personal.

If this book were cast as the star of a 70s era sitcom about a thirtysomething female professional trying to make it in the big city, it would be the Mary Tyler Shitshow.

If this book were bound by two pieces of bread, it would be a shit sandwich.
If it were put in a tortilla with refried beans, nacho cheese, rice, and salsa, it would be a shit fiesta wrap.

Yeah this book sucked.
Ok so you build a book around this meta-villain that supposed to be like the culmination of all human fears of the supernatural, and she ends up being just some boring affectless chick. Like "Oh she's kind of a ghost, and kind of a werewolf, and kind of a vampire, and she's immortal," but she's…

The only thing twisted in a knot here is your horrible metaphor. Yeah I better not twist up my toilet paper, because you know because once you twist toilet paper you basically have a Gordian problem. Knot.

Nothing surprises you grandpa? The iphone? Nanotechnology? 9/11? You're living your life in a constant state of nodding unsurprise, watching each new development in humanity with the jaded acceptance obtained through your perfect foreknowledge? You see everything through your lens of faded sepia, knowing that…

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Oh oh oh my turn….

Hey ZMF have you ever played Katamari Damacy?

Insurance companies have a fiduciary duty to their investors to make a profit. This is their primary function. The government's duty is to its citizenry. Providing health care is a moral issue. The people who provide it to us shouldn't be working against us.

The possibilities for drama are endless
I wonder how soon into the first episode she'll say "There are some things I wish I could forget."