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I Am The Master Obey Me
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Wow. You've never actually met a gamer, have you? LOL

Wow - I became part of a "creepy abandoned Chi-Chi's" photo list while looking for a company cookbook some years ago. Amazing how many of these were never torn down or re-purposed.

So, is STAR TREK  "thunderously racist" because its most famous villain is an Indian (as another 'thunderously racist' series describes it, "red-dot Indian, not 'woo-woo' Indian) who has been played by a Mexican and a Brit?  I mean, EVERYONE in the 60's & 70's cast non-ethnic actors in ethnic roles but J.J. Abrams had

This act is directly responsible for one of the funniest things I've ever seen - Having to spend a weekend in the county jail because of an old, forgotten ticket and the lack of Judges working on weekends, I got to see what life looked like in minimum security.  Kris Kross was all over MTV at the time and one of the

Holy shit! I not only had a copy of "Bela Lugosi's Birthday", I actually played it on the air during my early 80's radio DJ days!

"This regeneration is gettin' too old for this shit.."

Actually, aside from the fact some assholes out there would try to call it racist, I'd love to see Samuel L. Jackson as The Master.  Be the first Master that could make The Doctor shit his screwdriver since Delgado.

As I remember it, it was Bush's pukefest that got the show interrupted and never rerun on the network. I loved the show but I also viewed it through the filter of every other super-hero series that came before it sucked major balls. The presence of Amanda Pays in this and the seriously underrated MAX HEADROOM allowed

This just makes me sick to read
A long life of geekdom was started when I first saw the original Astro Boy as a kid. The black and white series really fired up my 5 year old imagination. I was really disappointed in the series that came out in the early 80's and while the more anime-ish series from 2003 wasn't bad,

WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN ANYTHING ON "OTHER DR." OR "PLANET OF THE DEAD"?
Come ON! Don't just rely on those stupid fucks at SyFy (dear God, what the fuck is up with THAT?) to get you screeners! There have been two new WHO stories since this one, both pretty good. And the new TORCHWOOD is getting ready to start in a

My head is still beating against my remote control but I just can't make the images go away. I never thought I'd say it but thank God they renewed KING OF THE HILL.

Zoolander still sucks, no matter what circumstance you see it in. That film is dead to me. DEAD!

Brings back old memories
My Dad owned a small store with a HUGE candy aisle from the time I was around 7 years old until about a year ago (I'm 983 1/4 now). I pretty much took over the ordering by the time I was 10 and I would have been all over some of this stuff. Amazingly, I did *not* wind up a 700lb fat fuck out

So this is 'acceptable' but we're still giving Mary Kay Letourneau shit? Where's her goddam sitcom? HOT FOR TEACHER, Wednesdays this Fall on ABC (right after THE SMOKING CLOWN).

Yeah. Believe it or not, batshit crazy is actually a recruitment incentive for the them. Tough to compete with the Catholics, I know but they somehow manage it.

Xenu WROTE the fucking script. And greenlit the show. And has ensured it will run for 5 seasons and go into M-F strip syndication on every local station in the fall of 2010. Go out and get your cool lunchboxes now. Xenu needs a new spaceship.

There's Knocked Up backlash because it really *wasn't* that great of a movie and Apatow doesn't shit gold bricks or sneeze onto a piece of paper and write a master comedy. Doesn't mean he hasn't done good work, just that this wasn't his best. Wasn't this the same plot used in that Matthew Perry / Salma Hayeck film

running away from sharks with lasers

You mean Bridget Jones' Zombie?

I, Zombie
Repent, Zombie! Said the Undead Man
The Fellowship of the Zombie
The Two Zombies
Return of the Zombie