So this baby seal walks into a club…

Say what you will, I won't defend the film except to say the way Spiderman moved in the fight scenes looked like someone with spider sense, looked like Spiderman fighting (As opposed to jumping from one comic book position to another in bullet time).  That's enough to make it worthwhile it to me.  That's all I ever…

See, I consider my Italian rather than White.  Still, I can't blame you for lumping us all in together; we do all look alike.

“Why bring in this element when in fact you needn’t have it there?”
I'm not terribly familiar with the older series, but it doesn't seem known for narrative parsimony.  I'm having trouble seeing romantic tension as a more superfluous element than that time he played chess against a toaster with a dog head.

There's nothing great about the Spin Doctors, but there's not much wrong with them. For me, they've always epitomized the "Goes down smooth, Never fills you up" frat music of the 90s.  I understand it can grate on people, but I've never understood how people work up the energy to hate them.

This kid is amazing.  Did nobody teach him how to masturbate or something?

Ten pages of discussions already, so please forgive me if this has already been mentioned, but I have to go with Katamari Damacy.  This is a particularly weird piece of Japanese weirdness, featuring a surrealistic grab bag of brightly colored imagery, a perfect but no less weird soundtrack, a particularly memorable…

Metacafe?!  More like Metcalf!  As in Laurie Metcalf!  From Roseanne!  Cause she's from there!  Southern Illinois I mean!  Not carbondale, but the other one… where I'm from… which is why her picture is up in my parents' Applebees…

Well, I think you're right about why the celebrity version is the more viable, but really I remember Trump having this reputation 15 years ago.  It's not a difference of quality, just of quantity.  He's only more of an ass in a quantitative sense.  It never hurt the show, and the fans who find it distasteful, that's…

mmmm, I don't believe in signs

He'd make a terrible Puck!  You know who'd be a great Puck?  Tom Cruise via Tropic Thunder.

wait, so when we're speaking of live comedy or music shows "talent" refers strictly to the performers and not to any techs, owners, or promoters regardless of their efforts or skills?  Just trying to get a handle on the jargon, I'm not to familiar with the industry.

Bah!  Ryan McGee manages to recommend nothing while mixing fortune-cookie condescension with indie machismo and brutally thrusting his engorged cable package right in my face!  What the hell, Ryan? Are there shows on Ovation Network or is it just Leonard Bernstein blowing himself 14 hours a day?  I wouldn't know cause…

Tasha takes five Miyazaki flicks off the board in round one and they aren't even her pick!  That's ruthless.

Tasha takes five Miyazaki flicks off the board in round one and they aren't even her pick!  That's ruthless.

Well, pitching and cocaine.  They thrived on pitching and cocaine.

Well, pitching and cocaine.  They thrived on pitching and cocaine.

Speaking of relievers and low ERA knuckleballers, just a friendly reminder to everyone that Hoyt Wilhelm was insane.

Speaking of relievers and low ERA knuckleballers, just a friendly reminder to everyone that Hoyt Wilhelm was insane.

"the better cards require more resources to get them in the game"