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"the better cards require more resources to get them in the game"

Well, considering the relative dearth of fusion reactors, I'm not comfortable assuming hauling them through the air wouldn't drastically increase their speed of the craft carrying it while simultaneously allowing a pilot of said craft eject at a speed that would allow him to clear the blast radius of a fusion bomb

Well, considering the relative dearth of fusion reactors, I'm not comfortable assuming hauling them through the air wouldn't drastically increase their speed of the craft carrying it while simultaneously allowing a pilot of said craft eject at a speed that would allow him to clear the blast radius of a fusion bomb

Those may all be "Nolan-esque" but it took me 30 seconds of searching to find this:

Those may all be "Nolan-esque" but it took me 30 seconds of searching to find this:

Aw, ok, I watched the episode a week late, and there are already 1700 comments.  I do want to say something, though, that was brought up a couple times in the article and the comments I read.  When Tarrlok is giving his backstory, he mentions specifically that his brother had mastered "psychic bloodbending" and then

Aw, ok, I watched the episode a week late, and there are already 1700 comments.  I do want to say something, though, that was brought up a couple times in the article and the comments I read.  When Tarrlok is giving his backstory, he mentions specifically that his brother had mastered "psychic bloodbending" and then

This article would've been a lot funnier if Sean O'Neal had written it.

This article would've been a lot funnier if Sean O'Neal had written it.

Yeah, it's probably a coincidence that a guy who once supported laws against homosexual behavior wrote a novel about slaughtering all the buggers in the universe.

No, I think it's just a photo of Patton after he's been to Dagoba and lost his hand at Cloud City.

Was there irony in your use of a buzzword to justify your lack of understanding?

No mention of the Kyrandia games?  I remember them being awesome and popular, but I was also 12 years old and fairly stupid.

I have to admit, Ninja Storm was my favorite series.  I was 7 when the original season came on and I completely ate up.  It didn't take long for me to grow out of it, but ten years later when my brother was 7 Ninja Storm came on.  I watched a couple episodes of it and actually really got into it.  At least compared

How has no one mentioned the best part of this show?  They had a villain named Guitardo.  I still laugh every time I remember that…

Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer, the Peanuts Christmas special, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas were all tie-ins…

Adultish
As a child, my father rented Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Spaceballs nearly every weekend. The first R rated movies I were allowed to watch were Paul Verhoeven works (a fact I learned much later in life.) So as a matter of rebellion, I became pretentious early, renting On the Waterfront as a 12

Nice prediction, Neophyte. Scapulomancy?

Somehow
I missed the dog. Before reading the rest of the article I watched and rewatched the shot behind the car and didn't see anything. I concluded she just ran off the road. Clearly, I'm terrible at movies.