If we're really set on Hate Song being a regular feature, can we at least make listening to the whole song a prerequisite?

No one's your buddy, guy.

"To prepare his team, Coach Cam is running extra drills, somehow exuding authority despite his sweater vest. "

"But as it is, if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does."?

Yeah, it really does suck here. Glad you could join us.

Rowan, are you implying that it's manly to not find rape off-putting? Cause that seems fairly fucking sexist. Honestly, I'm pretty confident that you're not implying that, but this dude already made a fool of himself and doesn't need your help. Righteous anger is a fallacy, bro, a trap that inevitably leads to us…

Personally, I'm not surprised. I've never really experienced a song where gender roles factor heavily into quality.

Mostly just glad Pepe's still around

I must be missing something here. I get that a lot of people don't like it, but I have no idea how this song amounts to musical heresy. What are we objecting to exactly?

you can! congrats!

Hearing people complaining about video game settings not making sense makes me feel terribly old.

I like how it's terrible

Now that I can't scroll through newswire on the main page, is there a way I can make typing "avclub.com" take me directly to the newswire page?

Authenticity is like ketchup. I'll never say I don't enjoy it, but people who insist on having it with everything really just need to develop their palates.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and pizza.

You know, that makes sense but I'm actually working on this theory that different people might actually have different tastes and preferences that aren't easily ascribable to psychological flaws. Honestly, it's almost as if tastes can't be accounted for. I wonder if anyone's thought of that…

Man, this is completely random, but I stumbled onto a list of good movies for conservatives last night in the Independent Journal Review, and Anna Karinina made it on the basis of Tolstoy being a conservative, which is terribly silly. Oh, the article also came up with a great two sentences:

There's barely room to swing a cat, and you want him to start throwing?

Not me. I'm a total slut for superhero comics. I still reread my Storm Quest comics, and those things were like Wal-Mart's answer to Youngblood. Ugh. Bottom line, If we can make a Watchmen movie slick and boring, we can make anything slick and boring, and that seems to be Marvel Studios mission statement. For…

Maya Rudolph is only half black! I looked it up.