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Prince of Thieves and Men in Tights are actually both on my cable shortlist, but now I just sort of feel embarrassed.

Yeah! Plus, it reads like the guy on yelp who gives the Chinese place one star cause he doesn't like Chinese food.

You know, that review actually made a lot of really good points. For instance, the album failed to prevent the verbal abuse of a child. Don't feel so smug now, do ya?

Spoken like a man who has never read silver age Flash comics.

"Thackery Binks!" in lilting creepy girl voice is the only thing I remember from this movie. It still creeps me out.

It really put me in a fowl mood. This is supposed to be a discussion about racial epithets, you bunch of quackers!

I'm not a racist, I just play one in real life!

"The worst instances of misogyny in Spell involve the main female character, Chameleon. And when I say worse, I mean way worse."

I once saw a pack of wild dogs take over, and successfully run, a Wendy's.

Well, Toph specifically learned from the badger moles, but that's not what made her an earth bender. Wan gets the element of fire from the lion turtle, and after training/dancing with the dragon, the others with the element of fire note that he uses it a way they've never seen (like an extension of his own body!) …

Maya Rudolph is black?

The Rookie has Dennis Quaid and Baseball.  Despite its papist underpinnings, that alone makes it a pretty good feel-good film.

To be fair, Altzheimer's is pretty funny

The brilliant bit of the original trilogy is that, for the most part, the Skywalkers and the Jedi are not the main focus of the war. Luke blows the first death star using the force, and rescues Han from Jabba, but they hardly matter past that. Han had thoroughly taken the bait when Vader subdued him on Cloud City,…

Billy Dee Williams and CGI

No, but there is one seriously bad-ass bunny.

Next time you see a child playing with action figures, ask him what's going on.

I spent about 4 seconds trying to figure how that work, but honestly breaking the laws of physics is fine as long as you use the terms correctly.

Harrison Ford in a mocap suit.