My biggest problem with Knuckles is that you'd wind up spending all your time crawling up and down walls, looking for secrets. Talk about killing momentum.

As long as it crosses over with Randall Park's Baby Mentalist, I'm fine with it.

One time Bernie Sanders invited me to Snapchat and I was really confused. Both by what the hell Snapchat was and why Bernie was on it. Also: his avatar looked like a pudgy ghost?

You just said that so I couldn't do this!

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!"

Richard Splett For President 2036!

Kim Cattrall's Sensitive Skin over on HBO Canada(!) is surprisingly good. Written and directed by some of the same people behind Slings and Arrows and The Drowsy Chaperone.

wanna buy some death sticks?

The Beatles: The First U.S. Visit is great. A must-watch.

The show had better make an effort to explain away how this thing never actually got broadcast. It's pretty ridiculous to imagine the president's daughter releasing a film filled with national secrets, a nude man walking into a shot, and some of the most outrageously offensive words ever uttered by serving…

olives and tomato sauce! my god, get this man a pizza!

It was funny, but I got annoyed by the notion that this was supposed to be an actually produced documentary, as if any of that footage would ever get clearance. (Indeed, the whole idea of Catherine wandering around filming everything all season was just ludicrous.)

Hawkeye vs. Seaman: Go! (I kid, I kid.)

I once saw a Woods/Middleditch improv show in L.A. and it was hilarious. Those guys are amazing, it's almost too bad the show doesn't given them more chance to break out a bit.

Personally, I'm waiting to see how the LEGO Batman Movie: The Video Game: The Comic: The Visual Dictionary turns out.

God damn would this be a perfect time for Disqus to allow image embeds. I'll just have to settle for this ASCII I guess.
EDIT: dammit ASCII's dont work. Okay here's a macro I dug up:

I just browse it for the articles.

A billionaire tech genius with an armoured suit.
A red-and-blue clad manifestation of the American dream.

Mandy Patinkin is the boss. He stands for all the right causes, and he earned my eternal respect the day he quite a television series because it was too violent.

On the one hand, it's funny. On the other hand, these are evil, evil (mostly) men. The fact that they can so gleefully advertise the bribes they receive from violent interests is just astounding.