100-year-old Olivia de Havilland will appear as herself in a cameo role.

Fuck 2017.

It's rather appropriate that I was eating when I read this, and nearly choked laughing.

Yeah it is! Never saw the original, but I imagine it's a bit different what with the whole ultra-Torontoness of this version.

Psh, wussies. What would you rather have, Goof Troopers?

I hope they call it the Barrymore Family Variety Hour, and Drew's co-hosts are the cremated remains of John, Ethel, and Lionel.

Hey, if we put the fucking Queen on our money, you're damn straight one of us should get a say on Brexit. And who better than Neo?

"furries, perverts". There's a joke to be made here, but I must. resist. temptation.

Did someone say Spider-Man thread?

Obviously there will be a dedication in the new film, but it would be nice if in the next one, they actually make Chekov's death a plot point. Like, have it start with Kirk receiving the news that he died doing something heroic, and then the whole crew taking a moment to pay tribute. It's a unique opportunity.

"So that's my legacy? Being the first president since FDR to pee sitting down?"

Shia LaBoeuf in blackface layered with whiteface for White Chicks.

Holy shit how did I now know Angie Tribeca was already back? I have some catching up to do!!

I kinda hope Michael Peña narrates the whole thing, Ant-Man-style.

Can we just use this space to lament dying fast food chains? Lick's is an Ontario-exclusive chain best known for its singing employees. Everyone behind the counter sings fast food-themed songs all day, and all the menu offerings have codenames, stuff like "home"burger, "nature"burger (veggie), "gobbler" (turkey),…

This came up the other day, but I'd like to share again this glorious GIF of a dude's head straight up exploding on Season 1 TNG.

"shark, one of those elastic-looking digital monsters that seems to change size from shot to shot".

There's a lady who's sure, anyway.

It's basically just a shittier version of a lot of those awesome VFX apps that let you drop fake explosions on stuff. See also: Action Movie Kid. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Can we please do one of these features for Ghosts 'n Goblins? I would posit the wholly under-appreciated Ultimate for PSP as best, GnG Arcade worst, and maybe Maximo 2 (how could I forget) Gargoyle's Quest for weirdest?