"How many idiots do you think bought the "What's Up-Balloon the the Rescue" DVD thinking they're getting an advanced copy of 'Up'?"

50% of all divorces are related to internet porn…
we just leave it up to you to determine the nature of this relationship.

56 great AVC inventories.

I was impressed
that Eminem had bodyguards ready to pull Bruno off. Good work if you can find it, right guys?

I concur.

ChicJanowicz: I'm with you on Al Green.

Tour EPs I and II contain an awesome cover of Devo's "Be Stiff," if you needed another reason to purchase those.

Full scholarships are available for the sexy assassins program.

Oh, shit yes.

Same here Tibber. I didn't really care for CCR when I was young (for their country-ness), then one day I heard "Sweet Hitch-hiker" and decided I would give them a listen (again). I now think Fogerty is God.

Full-ride to U.S. American's University.

This is Gilliam's quest.
He's like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill?

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

I'm just gonna run to a cash machine.

*stares blankly at carnage, scratches own ass*

What's the matter? Steroids make you deaf?

But we all agree that the sequel will be called: "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus 2: Electric Eel Coup," right?

Larry David playing Woody Allen.
It seems as though Larry David is playing Larry David in a Woody Allen movie. I don't think Larry has much range and those two are probably somewhat similar, in other words, he's perfect. I will be seeing this. Haters be damned.

They already made this movie.
It's called "The Running Man."

Exactly. It's not like you go to IMAX for merely the picture and sound quality, you go for the sheer magnitude of the screen as well. I haven't been to an IMAX since I was like 12, but that seems to be the main attraction to me - although I could be wrong. Also, it's not like regular movies don't have good sound…