Half-shark, half-octopus, all business.

Next stop…
Weekend Box Office.

I think they're still in the Melvins. I really like J & C era Melvins as well, so if you are in the minority at least you have company.

Where were you last year?
When I was lost in a sea of Funkadelic, trying to find my way in a mad, mad world - when I needed you most, AV Club.

Well then, I'm off to the bar.

I just saw P.O.S. perform a few weeks ago and he made a special effort to repeat the line, "I don't say [f****t], 'cause I don't think it's right." Talk about falling upon (mostly) deaf ears. But, at least he's trying to get people to think about the language they use.

Ooops, I guess I should clarify. 'Enemy' comes from the Latin inimicus and the in- prefix is negative. 'Worst' is a superlative meaning most bad or ill, err, I guess. It seems that your enemy (negative friend?) who is bad to the highest degree (worst) creates some confusion (at least to me). This seems like a…

Okay, Rabin, I'll bite.
This issue has been on my mind for quite some time and DOOM's "Batty Boyz" really made me rethink the pervasive homophobia that Hip-Hop/Rap can't seem to shake.

I wouldn't wish Applebees' hotwings upon my worst enemy.

God yes. I felt bad for laughing - but I couldn't help it after the child-like delayed cry.

@AJR: BHoT is definitely worth a read. I found the material, while challenging at times, very accessible to the layperson. The Universe in a Nutshell is also pretty good.

Jesus, that was one of the dumbest/most confusing things I have ever heard anyone say. I really hate Fergie, but now I hate all of the BEPs as well.

"the little asian" successfully described every family function I attend.

I like Madden as a commentator, I didn't used to - but his painfully obvious comments are kind-of fun. That being said I hate most everyone on the MNF crew and stopped watching that crap because I can't stand them. The only crew worse is Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, god I hate those fucks. NFLN is pretty good though…

@ Yeh: I have a Zizek question for you. How come whenever I lend someone a Zizek book I never see it again?

Um, I don't know how anybody who listens to Radiohead could create and/or participate in the "Hoedown Throwdown." How's that for a stereotype?

"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"

Obama smoke too…
It's like looking in a mirror.

"Of course I know who the Beatles are, you retard." - Kevin McDonald

So what now?
What the hell just happened? I guess I don't read People magazine often enough because I have no idea what that was about. In the words of Dave Chappelle: