Ahh, the dreaded Tethered Swimming.  So much work, for so little gain.

This is slightly incorrect,m but you've got the idea.  You're conflating two very similar incidents:

Great, now I'm off to youtube to watch Marry Poppins songs.  Damn you, sir or madam.  Damn you.

I have yet to see a mention of the Andy and Ollie line when they drive up to the hotel:  "This is where Dad comes to take his naps!

I'll just leave this here:

Homer:  Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich.
Marge:  You're not going to eat it, are you?
Homer:  . . . Yes.

The lead up to this quote is one of my favorite Homer ramblings:
"So I said, 'Look, buddy - your car was upside-down when we got here.  And as for your grandma?  She shouldn't have mouthed off like that!'"

I have all kinds of herpes.  There's like four or five different strains in the freezer, plus a wide variety of mutants, as well.

You know, I once used that map, in conjunction with the road sign in "Scenes from the Class Struggle" where they are going to the outlet mall in Odgenville which tell you how far away Springfield is from Ogdenville to circumscribe a circle which would contain all the possible positions of Springfield.  Coupled with…

Speaking of "Whacking Day":  down here in Florida (not where I am, at UF, but in the everglades), pythons are becoming a huge problem.  Invasive species kind of stuff.  So, what's the best way to reduce an animals population, especially if the habitat is surrounded by rednecks?

Speaking of "Whacking Day":  down here in Florida (not where I am, at UF, but in the everglades), pythons are becoming a huge problem.  Invasive species kind of stuff.  So, what's the best way to reduce an animals population, especially if the habitat is surrounded by rednecks?

"No, please!  I have a senile father who thinks he's a judge, a loving wife, a newborn child who looks like the Michelin Man, and a chicken in a cage for some reason.  Chainsaw THEM!"

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Venturing guesses:

So, speaking of those stick-figure family things:

So, speaking of those stick-figure family things:

Somebody told me that her name was Jill.

Somebody told me that her name was Jill.

That being said, @avclub-c1bac1d55ebcc415d61552acbfbb219d:disqus , "Shrugalo" is objectively hilarious.

That being said, @avclub-c1bac1d55ebcc415d61552acbfbb219d:disqus , "Shrugalo" is objectively hilarious.

Good ol' Lobsters. I think I may have had one of these discussions with him earlier, also