I have a weakness for Conan and would love a movie version that was decent. It could be done, but there are just too many ways to fuck it up.

Anybody remember Cool Colt?
It was regular Colt 45 with a menthol aftertaste.
It would've been racist if it warn't so goddamn tasty!
(tastiness is the new barometer, ya heard?)

They WIll fuck this up.
However, until I actually see the streaming turd they come up with, I remain cautiously optimistic…

Is Kill La Kill decent? I saw it listed on Netflix, but anime crazies give EVERYTHING on there 5 stars- there's no way to tell if any anime on Netflix is any good…

Yeah- she was sposed to be checking out Bowdoin College and I was looking for some sweet Maine scenery, but there was none to be had…

Conan the Barbarian is the only clear choice.

^what is that quote from??
Seems right up my alley…

Haha- that is pretty crazy.

Doesn't matter who directs, as long as they include a part with the crow, feeling ways about stuff, playing soulful electric guitar on top of a building.
I guess what I'm saying is, Christ that movie fucking sucked.

That's clearly the best line in the song- the only one with bite.
In some ways, it's very similar to my 2nd favorite root beer…

Hmmm… let's see: Summer in Maine's pretty much the best, we have the coast, which is awesome year-round. The seafood is pretty great. Portland's pretty much the best city on the east coast…
AND ALL THE ALLEN'S COFFEE BRANDY YOU CAN KEEP DOWN!!!
WOOOOOOO!!!

I did that once with the Vanilla Ice vehicle, Cool As Ice. Though that was with weed in the theater. In retrospect, I'm shocked we didn't get bounced…

Aw, c'mon! Maine's pretty great.
Except for our fucking Governor…

So- it's like My Dinner With Andre with assholes?

The Gelflings are a little off-putting, but that only lasts a minute or two.
I loved the hell out of this movie. The Skeksis were a perfect blend of worn out & evil. Terrific costume design.
In short: YOU SHUT YOUR FOOL MOUTH, SON!!

I think Showalter needs some other people to keep his ass in line. Some motherfuckers who know what people like. When he's on, he's great, but sometimes gets crazy self indulgent (see:Stella)

Ah, shit. Sorry about the spelling…

I would've put money on Zach Handlen fingering the annoying Lego commercial ("Zach, Zach, he's a Lego maniac") as the thing that most sullies his name.
My predictive abilities are… not good.

It totally is about god.
Jeez, avclub- IT'S CALLED A METAPHOR!
CHRIST!!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Jack Nicholson sitting next to Angelica Huston? Seems like he'd be worth a mention,…