Weird- I heard this song on the way to work this morning (for real), and thought, "This is the worst fucking song of all time. I need to take a road trip to beat this hacky motherfucker up." Now I know his name is Mark something. Thanks, A.V. Club!

Haha- yeah, the only thing I remember about Piers Anthony's books is the fact that he used the HELL outta some exclamation points. Even as a little kid, that seemed a little hacky.

I DO enjoy a good primpin'…

Haha- I can play bocce AND listen to coke weed? SCORE!!!

It depends on your town. Though the people over 40, especially downeast, are a charmingly crusty lot. Shit, to make it through the winters as an elderly person? You gotta be made of some strong stuff.

I live in Portland (and teach in Lewiston). Portland is a great city, and their music scene is pretty damn good, especially for its size. 
Lewiston, not so much…

Dave Van Ronk did the definitive version, IMHO. It makes sense that Dylan's been doing this song recently, as he has helped himself to Van Ronk's arrangements quite a few times over the years…

"I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want."

It's not. I call shenanigans on AV Club staff. Look it up.
Also: I like House of the Rising Sun.

Yeah- off brand? It's got a rich and storied history, chumps!
(and tastes a tad too much like cough syrup to me…)

Yup- that was totally Hildebrandt work. I think they did the painting without having seen the lead actors, as they bear little resemblance. That post is clearly the best of the bunch. Whoever this impostor is can suck it.

Yeah! And Singled Out sucked balls!!! Fudge this guy!

It's hell bein' Mel…

It's hell bein' Mel…

I declare Caveman to be a quality film. Well, maybe not quality, but enjoyable. Watch it again (preferably while stoned).

I declare Caveman to be a quality film. Well, maybe not quality, but enjoyable. Watch it again (preferably while stoned).

Ice Pirates was in no way softcore. Sophmoric, sure. Which is why I loved the hell out of it when I saw it in 5th grade. I'm pretty sure there wasn't even any nudity in it at all. GET IT TOGETHER, TASHA!!

Ice Pirates was in no way softcore. Sophmoric, sure. Which is why I loved the hell out of it when I saw it in 5th grade. I'm pretty sure there wasn't even any nudity in it at all. GET IT TOGETHER, TASHA!!

He must be a fan of Anchorman…

He must be a fan of Anchorman…