Badger, while Skinny Pete watches.

Is there a word in Spanish for a man who used to be a physician, then was a comedian, then is a comedian pretending to be a physician?
Oh, it's in Spanish. He wouldn't know.

I was so proud the first time I watched that movie at a sleepover and was able to explicate all the sexual references.

They were going to meet the car from Repo Man.

Who taught him therapy, Michael Jackson's dad?!

It's the most endearing possible story about two adults getting incredibly drunk at a middle school dance.

"Such a lonely existence! I kill myself!"
"Tough song. She's talking about us, Mort."

He's the best in general.

I would love if a Justified/New Girl crossover episode actually existed. Timothy Olyphant and Jake Johnson could have a scrunched-face competition.

I saw Mud, which was an excellent movie. Matthew McConaughey was great, the Mississippi River was stunning, and I loved all the weird details of the lifestyle, like the homemade diving helmet and the kids selling the fish door-to-door at a motel. It felt like a much less irritating Beasts of the Southern Wild.

Tina's caffeine addiction marks the point where Tina actually IS me. "It's an acquired taste and I've just acquired it."

New Girl being so awesome this season has greatly raised my opinion of Zooey Deschanel, but I continue to find She and Him insufferable.

Original. The one with the bloodless mayhem and paisley shirts.

I saw The Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time. It was great.

Since The Borgias is mentioned and the Celtics are mentioned, I'm going to take the opportunity to point out that The Borgias is apparently Paul Pierce's favorite TV show. Who knew.

Can I start an E.L. Konigsburg appreciation thread here? Because I loved all her books so much, and still do. They were so appreciative of the smart and the unusual, and encouraged the readers to be both those things.
I loved A View from Saturday and A Proud Taste for Scarlet and Miniver.

The book scared the ever-loving hell out of me as a kid. I'm not even sure why, but I had all kinds of nightmares about it.

"Have you been to a lot of orgies?"

"Finally, something beautiful you can really own. But not kill yourself in. Because it won't start."

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