Best episode of the second season. Daniel's speech about gaining control of time was lovely. Also, the book club ladies talking about The Mermaid Chair was hilarious. What a terrible book, and what a perfect choice for that scene.

"You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him."

Still my entire family's go-to line whenever anyone says something obvious

And then everyone in the boat with the tiger. "Couple things…"

"Get a womb!"

The way swelling music accompanying Upskirt Kurt's speech after landing kept being interrupted by Linda vomiting was priceless.

"Goodbye, Quickie Kisset. We know you haven't seen the last of Tina Belcher."

"What were you even aiming for?"

Footage from the Milgram Experiment is remarkably creepy, even if you do know what's going on.

One horrifying documentary I always remember was one I saw in high school about Jonestown. I think it might have been PBS but I'm not sure. I do know that it contained a bunch of interviews with survivors, including a man who watched his wife poison first their infant daughter, then herself. Messed me up for days.

Gina's voice- and general attitude- reminds me of some combination of Cheryl Tunt and Mel from Flight of the Conchords.

DO YOU EVEN WANT YOUR PURSE BACK?

"Let's put our knickers in the Beatles Records!"

For me, nothing will ever beat him nodding and saying "Magnificent!" while watching turtles on Animal Planet.

"Gold is shiny and you can make jewelry out of it."

"What are you, a circus elephant?"

That's a TERRIBLE joke!

It's really scary to me that there was someone on set who actually looked like BOB. Can you imagine working with that guy?

Maybe, and that's great, but like a couple people said I think that if the point was April wanted to stay in Pawnee and in public service that point had to be made a little more.

Yeah, I'm kind of over the way she treats Ann. The woman's kind enough to help you get into vet school (somehow) and then give you a ride so you act like a sullen child the whole way? I don't think sort of kind of maybe being fractionally nice at the end is really enough anymore.