NASA Chief demands people stop paying attention to NASA fuck-ups.

SPOLIERS: Killing the aliens is the only way to free their souls.

McBain!

I guess They Don't Live, amirite brah?

Carrie 2: The Beginning

V
Welcome to Earf, oh, nevermind.

Hasta la firsta, asshole.

I had to sleep with the lights on when I saw this. I scare easily.

It scares me. I can't turn away.

I feel much better now.

It's a pus present.

Not a fan of the menstrual blood stain chick.

Don't defend. Just speak your fucking snark and move the fuck on. You're ruining it for the rest of us, asshole.

I'd watch it if it were set on the shores of North Korea.

The very idea of a push present is demeaning. Instead, I just pat the Mrs. on the head every time she shoots another of those neverending eating/shitting/screaming machines onto the linoleum.

So, wait, Jake becomes a true Na'vi?

I give my ladyfriends push presents all the time.

Weenus, n. from the Latin "knob to be gnawed upon by monkeys"

[FARTS]

Martin Lawrence shows up in a fat lady suit
Record scratch
"Here we go again"
Record scratch
Jennifer Lawrence shows up in a fat man suit
Ken Jeong = naked
Comedy gold.