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Unrepentant Racist
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With Michelle Williams as alter ego Jennifer Walters and Wrestler Chyna as She-Hulk? I'm in. Like, literally in both of them.

Not one mention of the brown eggs. Figures.

2 Fist 2 Furious

[[Animators hard at work in Disney basements replacing the caterpillar's hookah in Alice in Wonderland with a slide-whistle]]

Murder doesn't come with a warning label.

Worked for Kojak.

They're going to replace all smoking references with competitive arm wrestling.

Problem solved, all Marvel and Star Wars films are rated R now.

Rancors gotta eat too.

He really let himself go between New Hope and Jedi.

Had secretary named Kennedy.

Mickey Mouse: Your lack of faith disturbs me…

"I learned it from watching you, okay?!?!"

That's like, the whole ending to the extended version of Return of the Jedi.

It's a goddamned vaporizer, the Hutt has asthma for Christsake. Are we banning asthma and physical deformities too? Rounding them up on trains?

I want someone to replace Tobolowski with Keith David in every Deadwood scene.

I'm conflicted. Where is the outrageous?

It *MUST* have something to do with the song she sings about her father eating all her fries. Marceline = fry theft = suffering = the Dark Side

Weakly.

"Black-curious"?