I'm so advanced The Hangover 3 is my favorite movie of all time.

This whole thread is gay.

Ellen Page
looks frickin' cute.

I'm not sure he's a clone…

Hey Larry…go fuck yourself, Larry.

She only swears when I'm fully in.

NO INCEST!

I've successfully used Harvard's Barely Legal Review to defend my sexual harassment cases for years.

Lord Greystoke: Razor, mirror

"I think Sean O'Neal has…

Preserve the crime scene? Hell no, I'm gonna season it.

Detective Chu: Degenerate Tit-Licker.

Once you eat Black you never go back.

Ooo, I wanna play.

Shame.

Ken Jeong will always be Slim Chin to me. I can't see him as anything else, let alone a corpse-eating detective.

I bet you do take it up your lawyer.

Backtrace it.

Used to be there weren't no miscegnation 'tween merfolk and swampbeasts.

Gary Glitter is producing the latest season of Toddlers and Tiaras.