That's not a show?

Me main man Buzz Lightyear.

Ain't nobody got swagger like us
Drive around town in Toyota mini-bus
Everyone's a winner, Acura sucks
Improv all the while like a UCB class

The SVU episode where a chimp eats off a woman's face and is then accused of a hate crime is way overdue.

OOO! I wanna play…

John Barleycorn, my friend says this about Lost and he's dead on — none of the characters TALK to one another. They interact, but no one says anything of import, which is why they all get into these zany adventures anyway.

"Tom Cruise! It's all for you, Tom! All for you!"

The role is in his marrow, man.

Aren't all clowns serial killers?

Hs it already been said that Tiger really needs to improve his lie?

Now, if you're all done, Tiger and I have a tour to plan.

Or a Radio Shack type.

My racist penis is about 56 inches, when adjusted for inflation that is.

Or Cruising, whichever he wants to do first.

Or that long-awaited sequel to Crusing.

Very Bad Things?

Mark Wahlberg as Edgar Allen Poe, take six:

Tristiac, I like your avatar.

Likely some senator's son.

Time to reboot that franchise.