Was kinda hoping he was dead.

Now I know what Billy Idol was singing about all those years ago.

If I had made that comment, I would have called it a Punch & Jewdy show, but that's just me.

Tyler Perry's I Can Do Romeo & Juliet All By Myself, based on the novel Push by Sapphire, starring Heidi and Spencer.

Nagger.

Anne Hathaway is a woman with breasts and a vagina.

Anne Hathaway and me, we're done professionally.

Also, Edward Penishands.

I, for example, both spoke and read at an early age, and look at how fucked up I am.

Keith Moon looked good.

Lucinda Williams — Car Wheels on a Gravel Road, whole album.

That last part of Star 80.

I'm callin' an audible on deez nutz.

Where the fuck is barf man when you need him?

If only footballs were tits and vice versa…

"You mean like they wear actual gold? How do they play in all that? It must get heavy."

Oh, you're that dude with the red suspenders, stomping on blacks and Jews.

It's like every 7-year-old's nightmare of a Monster Truck rally gone horribly, horribly wrong.

Michelin Mandingo

What about DeNiro in Ronin? Dude performs surgery on himself.