You know what it takes to post firsts? It takes…nevermind.

CW, is that The Barf Knight?

I would bang Sarah, in her box
I would bang Sarah, 'cause she's a fox.

So, a few questions then:

This Ain't The Cosby Show XXX

I would have conseusual intercourse with her.

Yeah, go watch that shit on The Conflict Chanel.

Wherever you see a guy gettin' barfed on by a cop, you'll see me.

Yeah, she don't tuck, she's all woman.

Wherever you get it, get the extended warranty. That way when it fucking dies you can close to the warranty's expiration date, get a whole new system.

I, for one, welcome our new blue cat-people overlords.

ART MOVIES CAN HAZ BATTSEKS NOW?

I got somethin' to say.

Tyler Perry's Holden: Based on the novel Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

GOOD DAY, SIR!

This year's Christmas to the Unrepentant Racist Family's household was the complete box set. I am now about 5 episodes into Season 2.

Can you be a UN goodwill ambassador…
And hate a whole city?

I refuse to play this game

I saw what you did there, Airbag, you freaky old bastard you.

Real Humor is found in the frozen food section.